The View Alert March 12 - 19

The View Alert

• Friday, March 12 - Kate Gosselin is back with her extensions and will join the girls as guest co-host.

• Monday, March 15 - Jessica Simpson and all of her oft-lauded body parts.
• Tuesday, March 16 - Marisa Tomei teaches the girls the pole and lap dance techniques she intensely studied for The Wrestler.
• Wednesday, March 17 - Kate minus 9 again...but Dr. Drew's coming on with his patented subtle snark that the gals won't catch.
• Thursday, March 18 - It's all about Joy!  She gets to do stand up and not get interrupted...kind of like her other show. 
•  Friday, March 19 -Olympic gold medalist and Dancing with the Stars contestant Evan Lysacek visits.  Kristi Yamaguchi stops by too, looking even cuter than she did 20 years ago. Bitch.

Next week explores a slew of different chick looks.  Find which one works for you, take notes and work it! 

• Friday -  MILF gone wild...aka Kate trying to snag a date on network television.  Don't get me wrong, she's cute.  But she also has EIGHT KIDS. 
• Monday - Bombshell on the Verge.  Cleavage, cleavage, everywhere.  Bring popcorn.
• Tuesday - Please Call Me the Next, More Italian Susan Sarandon - Cheekbones and charm.  
• Wednesday -See Friday.
• Thursday -The Gal With A Great Personality. (And two shows, a honor held by goldmines Ellen and Kelly Ripa, so no bagging from me.)
• Next Friday -Hotties On Ice.

I am a participant in a Mom Central campaign for ABC Daytime and will receive a tote bag or other The View branded items to facilitate my review. I'm hoping for a boob shirt.

The View This Week - March 1-5

The View Alert for This Week

• Tuesday - Edward Cullen, I mean, Robert Pattinson
• Wednesday - Lisa Kudrow will try and teach the ladies comedic timing
• Thursday - Incredible shrinking woman and target of my 4th grade Eddie Van Halen crush jealousy Valerie Bertinelli and the cute girl who plays Alice in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland
• Friday - Oscar squeeeees with Don Cheadle and Wesley Snipes and Oscar predictions (by entertainment journalists)

Things to look for when you watch: 

• Tuesday - Cougarful fawning
• Wednesday - Rapt attention and note-taking (I'm hoping); references to Elisabeth and Lisa's shared blonde-ness (I'm dreading) 
• Thursday - Snarky references to alumn Star Jones own methods of weight loss?
• Friday - Wonder if Whoopi will bring her Oscar?  That would be cool.

I am a participant in a Mom Central campaign for ABC Daytime and will receive a tote bag or other The View branded items to facilitate my review. I'm hoping for a boob shirt.