Thursday, March 11, 2010

The View Alert March 12 - 19

The View Alert

• Friday, March 12 - Kate Gosselin is back with her extensions and will join the girls as guest co-host.

• Monday, March 15 - Jessica Simpson and all of her oft-lauded body parts.
• Tuesday, March 16 - Marisa Tomei teaches the girls the pole and lap dance techniques she intensely studied for The Wrestler.
• Wednesday, March 17 - Kate minus 9 again...but Dr. Drew's coming on with his patented subtle snark that the gals won't catch.
• Thursday, March 18 - It's all about Joy!  She gets to do stand up and not get interrupted...kind of like her other show. 
•  Friday, March 19 -Olympic gold medalist and Dancing with the Stars contestant Evan Lysacek visits.  Kristi Yamaguchi stops by too, looking even cuter than she did 20 years ago. Bitch.

Next week explores a slew of different chick looks.  Find which one works for you, take notes and work it! 

  • Friday -  MILF gone wild...aka Kate trying to snag a date on network television.  Don't get me wrong, she's cute.  But she also has EIGHT KIDS. 
  • Monday - Bombshell on the Verge.  Cleavage, cleavage, everywhere.  Bring popcorn.
  • Tuesday - Please Call Me the Next, More Italian Susan Sarandon - Cheekbones and charm.  
  • Wednesday -See Friday.
  • Thursday -The Gal With A Great Personality. (And two shows, a honor held by goldmines Ellen and Kelly Ripa, so no bagging from me.)
  • Next Friday -Hotties On Ice.

I am a participant in a Mom Central campaign for ABC Daytime and will receive a tote bag or other The View branded items to facilitate my review. I'm hoping for a boob shirt.

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